New Neighbours

We got new neighbours on Friday - they put up 3 satellite dishes and blocked out all their windows - not just with drapes, but some kind of sticky plastic to make the glass look frosted.....

what are they doing in there?

BBQ

My neighbourhood is very 50's......but with immigrants and retired couples. I don't know many women who bother to BBQ. We have a BBQ - it's in a box, unassembled in our garage.
Gas fucking scares the life out of me.

Dogs in Suburbia

fuck off neighbourhood dog that barks at everything including passing clouds!

Garages

Here in the dark heart, garages are sometimes considered apartments or entertainment zones.... I've seen entire families sitting inside their garages watching traffic go by.....

who was to know the many purposes of the garage? Only in suburban mysteries.

Neighbourhood Watch

Is it unusual to have your neighbours watch over your house..... to remind you if you've left a door open? Do they use night vision when it gets dark?
Albert, who opens the pool, has a large search light that goes on when he opens the patio doors.