Would You?

Would you put up Christmas lights?  I went searching for extravagance and had to enter a Christian domain to do so..... our sad little mulberry tree is festooned with little lights.  Now to take them down.....

Christmas in the Burbs

notables:

1.  neighbours shovelling out the driveways and comparing progress

2.  comparing christmas lights

3.  comparing piles of Christmas garbage

4.  comparing who walks over next door to drop off a card or a plate of goodies

5.  and then there's me - I do none of the above.

Overheards

Overheard Comment about my new city:
"All you do is drive and shop."

Overheard:
"You drive all the way to ..... to go to a restaurant? (nearest big city which is 45 minutes away)

the Backlash

I'm waiting for the backlash - the one that involves white people becoming a minority..... how will it manifest itself?
Watching and waiting......

Laundry

There are no laundromats in suburbia - everyone assumes you own a washer/dryer. When I lived in the city, we used a laundromat. My suburban friends were always astonished and dismayed that I should be so poor and have to go to a laundromat..... this motel comes with its own laudromat. Hiding secrets. All the secrets in suburbia are indoors, too..... now we're not supposed to have clotheslines. Some new government regulation. Wouldn't it be better to have a clothesline and save energy - who cares what colour your smalls are...... air out all your secrets in your backyard!!!

The Commuter Station

There is nothing possible that I can add to this already grim scene...... Thanking my lucky stars I don't have to commute. This is the mode of transportation for most unlucky souls in the suburbs.

What Colour?

What colour is your city...... where we live it is the fastest growing "mixed" population - that means, Indian, African-Canadian, Hispanics. I may complain about the loss of the urban environment but this makes up for it.